THE HISTORY OF KENYA

INTRODUCTION

This is a sort of the history of Kenya.  They say, that if a people do not know where they are coming from they might forget and just take the same route and go back.  So we thought we should help us not to go back to most of our history.

We warn you, readers, that this history has few facts and is mostly made of heresies, half-truths and untruths from the writers’ imaginations, who due to their low ability to be engrossed in things that do not matter anymore, were thrown out of the history class in high school.

Parents are warned that children must not read this while they are still studying the lesson of history.  Only when they are insightful enough to tell the difference between a white elephant and a white lie should you let them read this blog.

As for history teachers, you would do well to read it.  It might encourage you to write your own book in the sense of, “If people can read this kind of history, we too would be darned!”

We shall offer it in small chunks because, although we’re known for long-distance races, we don’t have the genes for reading for long. So all the best and thanks for reading it.  Your money will mostly pay for our cruise on the Indian Ocean where we are sure that real historians wouldn’t venture to straighten out some historic issues with execution orders.